Friday, 22 March 2013

BOSS MANAGEMENT-tHE iNDIAN sTYLE


Boss management is an art and science.Though I did Master's degree in management 22 years before,still im experimenting new techniques of boss management for effective handling of boss.This is based on the concept of Boss favour dynamics (BFD).boss management is a bottom to top management process while all other management processes are from top to bottom.

The fundamental scale in boss management is that you should totally forget the term"NO sir" and only "yes sir should be used throughout ur career.If u hav a better idea,do not tell openly to ur boss;tell him personally so that on a later stage he will declare your idea as his own!If u are a speaker in a function after ur boss ,always use the term,"as my boss stated"when boss does something wrong or unusual ,do not comment or criticize.If u r in a meeting along with ur boss do not open ur mouth.tell ur boss to project ur ideas.but if he makes a blunder,immediately explain with all ur intelligence that what the boss meant was something different!!!If u r presenting a report prepared by you,add a point that it was done with the idea of and direction by the boss and see that the report is signed by ur boss even if he insists ur signature.Even for your slightest mistake never hesitate to say "sorry sir" esp in front of others!

whenever boss delivers lectures on useless or irrelevant subjects or when he demands you to do ineffective tasks ,remember to use "yes sir",If u get bored use only "sir" instead of "yes sir"...

when ur boss is asked to prepare an URGENT /SPECIAL TASK/REPORT,you should sit overnight ,complete and submit to him so that he will add one or two words of nonsense in between before his signature..You appreciate his correction immediately.!!!

Mostly he will never appreciate ur work..But by mistake if he does so,humbly tell him that it was a part of ur routine work,If u meet him outside his office do not forget to give him one more salute!

If he is showing some soft corner to ladies or others,pretend that you have not seen it.Do not wear costlier clothes or use costlier vehicles than that of boss..If he invites u to a party ,at any cost you should attend it and see that you only pay the BILL!but when he offers frequent teas/snacks during office time at the cost of office money ,do not refuse even if u r a diabetic or cholestrol patient!!These are some of the tips only;and can be supplemented based on Boss's attitude...

In most of the Indian Govt Departments/PSU It will take a few centuries to bring in the benefits of Human resource Management or even the concept of Modern management.Once it is done India can prosper a lot..

For most people 'pleasing the boss' is still the order of the day!!

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